Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
time to smoke my breakfast
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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