I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
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I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
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There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
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