come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
So was it you or me who decided it was a good idea to inscribe fuck you on the counter?
That was me. Just a 'welcome to our home' kinda thing.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
The cat just walked up and made eye contact with me while I had sex. I'm going to have to burn the house down with him in it.
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
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