i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
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Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
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I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
You can't just snapchat me a picture of a pregnancy test and then not answer your phone
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
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