and next time when you feel me up, do it right
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
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