i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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