I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
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That's how twitter works, right?
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
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