Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
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I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
I want to figure out a way to work "if you suddenly die, I might turn into an extreme hoarders" into my valentines day poem
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
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I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
Drunk assassins creed leads to explaining to my father that "it was only a steak knife in the arm"
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
this is an emotional support booty call
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
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