I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
Randomize
