As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
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part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
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I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
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