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when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
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I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
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I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
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