His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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