i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
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He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
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ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
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