Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
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