Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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