Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
I love that my idea of a romantic gesture to you is to send you a picture of my vomit saying "wish you were here". You voluntarily dated me. For six years ish.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
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