Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
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Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
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Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
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