So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
im on a boat
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