i feel like even strangers are annoyed with me because of how drunk i was last night
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
Never let your siblings swipe right.
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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