i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
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I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
Is Oprah even human
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
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