Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
i caught a guy at work today stealing condoms. i let him go when i realized that they were extra small.
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
Randomize
