I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
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