Food network will be on but we won't be watching
O by "watching" I mean "background noise"
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
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That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
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He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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