I wanna passion pit in your ass
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
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2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
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do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
Rolled in at 3:30am from the strip club, with all the screaming I did, Siri doesn't even recognize my voice this morning,
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
How do I send someone an apology text for giving them a lap dance in the middle of a party last night?
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
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