yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
You were on the drunk bus swinging around on the pole when you decided you were hungry, so you pulled half a bagel out of your pants and ate it. Everyone stared at you, dumbfounded as to where it came from, and cheered
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
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