just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
ps if your frozen peas taste like crotch it's because some dude kicked me in the nuts while trying to do a keg stand and I needed an ice pack
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
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