Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
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Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
Blow job season was short but glorious.
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
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IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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