Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
I woke up to a shattered My Little Pony garbage pail, a black eye I don't know how I got and no one will look me in the face. Fuck tequila.
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
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