"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
My arm is completely dead, never again will i give you a 20 minute hand job. You better have enjoyed that asshole. I have to text with my left hand now.
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