TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
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Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
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Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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