I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
he kept telling me that god made these magical balloons called condoms
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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