can't come. weird drunk guy passed out on couch. long story, tell u later.
wtf. wake him up, call him a cab, get over here!
i just want to make sure he doesn't die. or rob me. plus it's facinating, he's faceplant on the arm of my sofa.
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
The beer is more important than you right now.
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
as i was trying not to drunkingly fall off her toliet, i noticed her socks laying there. i quickly grabbed them, ran upstairs, and excitingly asked her if she had gotten them at sams club. she replied with, "...those are your socks."
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
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