Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
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