We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
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He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
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I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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