awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
You've changed since you got that strap on
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
Jesus fuck. I just hit on him in front of the whole fire department. They hit the sirens and told us to get a room. FML. I can never go back to that fire station again...
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
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