Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
plans for tonight: dress up like pirates, drink a bottle of mad dog and watch the sorostitues across the street get naked. and yes, the mad dog part is already in play. hurry the fuck up. i look like a loser doing this alone.
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
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she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
I woke up with a new Tiffanys necklace on. I'm such a classy drunk.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
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he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
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