The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
Woke up, bank account is empty. Sock is still full of blood. Nothing in my pockets but a wireless mic and jenga pieces.
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
Pooping to opera.
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