end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
why is there a dog in my house with your initials shaved in it's fur?
dude, i just woke up in a house i've never seen. i have bigger problems
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
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