He disabled his match.com account in front of me
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
trust me, there is no more disappointing feeling in the world than waking up at 4 in the morning with a random half naked chick in your bed and then realizing your roommates girlfriend just wandered into the wrong room.
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The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
it glows. i had to have it.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
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I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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