Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
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