There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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