I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
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