gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
Next year, please remind me not to be at a damn Super Bowl party with screaming children whose parents can't control them. I will sell the little suckers to the fucking circus passing through town.
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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