do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
got weed?
I'm really tired of you accidentally texting me when your doing illegal things. I'm taking away your phone.
sorry mom...
She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
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