There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
If I die tonight somebody's going to have to let all my tinder matches know.
Idk if you've ever tried hysterically crying in the shower listening to Florence + The Machine but it's honestly a life-affirming experience
Randomize