paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
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