So I'm playing pool in my cowboy boots and some guy came up looks at my boots and goes, "you should've got the boots with the fur"
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
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He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
He looked down at his phone and screamed "I'M NOT A DAD!" and then bought the entire bar a round
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
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He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip