Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
Dude I just masturbated laying underneath my Christmas tree. Apparently all I want for Christmas is to get laid.
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
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So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
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I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
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