Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
Guy Shares All The ‘New Discoveries’ He’s Made Since Moving In With His Girlfriend And It’s Hilariously Relatable
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
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