Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
false alarm. still invincible.
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
I guess when the asshole said “I really miss you and want to get back together” he actually meant “I’m banging a Hooters girl behind your back.”
I hope she gives him gonorhea
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