I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
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So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
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I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
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its like you know when i get waxed
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
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