So I'm playing pool in my cowboy boots and some guy came up looks at my boots and goes, "you should've got the boots with the fur"
New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
Said he made a playlist for taking a shit. only two songs on it are the Star Wars theme and "America, fuck yeah" set to repeat.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
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