Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
you went over to those random dudes and told them you were an ordained minister and would like to bless their food. they laughed and agreed, then you said "now bow your heads in prayer" as soon as they did you grabbed a taco off their tray and bolted out the door.
A woman on my train just walked down the carriage in a wedding dress, crying and clutching a can of Carlsberg. Oh...
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
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