I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
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She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
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Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
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