what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
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