I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
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