come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
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