He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
I woke up to you in just boxers at my door at 7a.m. with you saying how many squrriels you counted on the walk back, then you made me penis shaped pancakes
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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