hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
tell me about the eggs
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