People with herpes should wear stickers.
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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