Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
Was expecting a sext from Kristi and then my mom randomly sent me a pic of her ugly Xmas sweater. Worst. Buzzkill. Ever.
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
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