sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
Randomize
