So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
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that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
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A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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